for ocular use only & not for injection or oral use...??

Current mood: confused
Category: Blogging

Now...I am pretty certain that I am intelligent enough to know that
WARNING: "not for oral use" means...
DO NOT PUT THIS IN YOUR MOUTH!
And generally I comply with these instructions...afterall...I have never really had an intense desire to know what eyedrops taste like!
And what would really be the adverse reaction if I were to decide to put a couple drops on my tongue just to find out?
At the current moment however I AM wondering if they would have tasted better had I put them in my mouth rather than into my eyes where I believe it is they are "supposed" to go!
Sitting here drinking my morning cup o coffee...I suddenly have this horendous taste in my mouth! ARGH! EWWW...this is NOT what my coffee should taste like......ohhhh no no no...and then I realize that I have "eyedrops" in my mouth!!!HOLY CRAP!
I did put them into my eyes where I am "supposed" to and they have run down through my nose and into my throat! And here I sit spitting out nasty tasting eyedrops! But...they are NOT for oral use! Do not put this in your mouth!
What IS the point of that so called WARNING???
Next time...perhaps I shall just put a couple o drops on my tongue or into my cup o coffee...perhaps they will taste better without having run through the salty SNOT in my nasel cavity...HA! That'll help eh?